threesome

The title isn't some clever ploy to get you to read my post.

I'm ACTUALLY having a threesome TONIGHT. It's already planned. Unless something happens to one of us, I'll be having my first threesome in about 4 hours. OMG! I'm nervous and excited at the same time. I have to make the necessary preparations. :P

Will most definitely be blogging about it afterwards.. good or bad, you'll get the details. ;)

Almost Died..

Sooooo just about 2 minutes ago I just tripped down the stairs and almost died....
But using my amazing agility, I was able to grab on to the railing at the last moment to prevent myself from somersaulting to my doom.

Just thought I'd share my escape from death.

Mini Vacation

I'm always on some sort of vacation, aren't I?

It's my friend Kevin's birthday today and to celebrate, we're going to LAS VEGAS!! Vegas is his favorite place in the whole wide world. He goes there overnight on his days off. Pretty ridiculous, if you ask me. LOL. But I was excited when he invited me to go! Vegas is the only place where I feel comfortable drinking. And I only drink the Peach Bellini at Fat Tuesdays. (I'm sure I've blogged about this before on all my other Vegas posts... :P)

Kevin's already there with some of our other friends and then a few of us are driving up today beacuse we couldn't afford missing too many days of work. But it's better this way anyway because I think spending 3 nights at Vegas is too much. I would just spend way too much money.

I do plan on spending money on a really nice buffet. I'm going to try and convince people to go to the Rio Village Seafood Buffet!! It's my FAVORITE buffet ever!! It's so freakin' good! But I guess any buffet with crab legs is good. I just LOVE crab legs!!! They might be my favorite expensive food. ;)

And if the guys don't want to go to a buffet.. I have a backup plan. Justin is also in Vegas. It's actually going to be my last time seeing Justin. He's in Vegas for a convention and then he drives his way across country to go back home. So I do want to see him one last time. He also suggested that I stay with him on Saturday night as a last goodbye... probably because he's horny. To be frank (and this is the perfect place to be), I've sort of lost my attraction for him. He's a really fun person to hang around and we have lots of things in common, but when it comes to physical attraction, it's not really there for me. Plus, he's a slobber-er... his kissing needs a lot of work. If you've read my giant Hawaii post, then you know how I feel about slobbery guys.. And it really just kills the mood when he's a bad kisser. :( Oh.. anyway.. my backup plan is to possibly break off from the group and go to a buffet with Justin. Kinda bad to break off from the birthday boy... but... I REALLY want crab legs. HAHA. But I think Kevin will also want a buffet because he loves to eat too (even though he's stick thin and super attractive) so maybe it won't be a problem. :)

Anyway, I may or may not blog using my iPhone when I'm in Vegas. But I will most likely Tweet so keep an eye on my Twitter Feed on the side if you want to keep updated on me. :P

Birthday Present

So I didn't really blog much about my birthday. I guess it wasn't that exciting. However, I did have dinner with a group of my closest friends at Souplantation and I was very happy that they took time out of their schedule to celebrate my birthday with me. I had such a great time chatting with all of them and the food was awesome. I love me some Souplantation!!! or it's Sweet Tomatoes for some of you... and for those of you who have no idea what those are... it's basically a salad buffet. But they also have wonderful baked goods and some delicious soups. I go there for the clam chowder! It's AMAZING!

On a different day, I also invited some friends over to play Nintendo Wii. That was also a lot of fun! We mostly played Guitar Hero and Mario Kart. I hadn't played in a LONG time so I was pretty bad at both. I really need to play more video games. HAHA. It just sits there, collecting dust, when I paid so much money for the console and the games! How did I afford all that crap?! Maybe I need to sell my games to get some extra money.... Some of those games I don't ever play and I can at least get about $5 for each of them, I think... Sigh, anyway... Wii Party went well. Again just glad that i have friends who want to spend some time with me. :)

As for presents, I didn't really ask for anything this year. My mom and my sister gave me cash. Loved that. :) And I got a gift card to Yogurtland from one of my friends. Yogurtland is a self-serve frozen yogurt shop with tons of differen froze yogurt flavors and then you pile on fruit and candy toppings. You pay by the ounce so you can put as much or as little as you want in your little cup. SOOO freakin' good!

But a really nice surprise birthday present came from torchy! :) A few days after my birthday, I received a thin package in the mail from the UK. He had told me he was going to be sending me something so I was excited to see it. He printed out two gorgeous pictures that he had taken and sent them over to me. They're quite spectacular pictures:

I scanned them into my computer so the quality may have suffered a bit, but I assure you the pictures look AMAZING in person. THANKS torchy! You're the best!! I love them so much and can't wait to get them framed and hanging on my wall! :)

AJ's Questionnaire

So AJ over at AJ's Ramblings decided to give us 40 questions to answer. He intended the answers to be written in his comments (which I did do) but I decided to post them here as well so you all can get to know me a little better. Feel free to copy and paste the questions and post your own answers about yourself in my comments as well!

Oh, and while you're here, why not join in the fun from my previous post and fill out the Mad Libs!! Have some fun with it!! Just fill in random funny things! PLEASE?! I'll love you forever!! THANKS! ;)

(some questions were omitted because they pertained to the female sex only)

1. Name? (screen name is fine)
DOUG

2. Are you a boy or girl?
BOY

3. How old are you?
25... SIGH...

4. Are you straight, gay, bi or unsure
GAY

5. Whats your favorite color?
BLUE & BLACK.. sorry had to pick two..

6. Whats your favorite food?
JAPANESE!! LOVE SUSHI!

7. If you could choose only one type of food for the rest of you life, what type would it be? (ex. Italian, chinese, french, etc.)
ANSWER IS JAPANESE AGAIN!

8. How tall are you?
5'9"

9. Hair color?
BLACK

10. Whats your favorite movie?
OOO TOUGHY... JURASSIC PARK!!

11. Favorite book?
SCREWED-UP LIFE OF CHARLIE THE SECOND!

12. Favorite tv show?
LOST (for now.. but I have sooo many!)

13. What are your hobbies?
DANCING, COMPUTERS

14. What is the #1 thing that grosses you out?
ALSO A TOUGHY.. BUT BUGS?.. YUCK!

15. Are you a virgin?
MOST DEFINITELY NOT.. HAHA

17. Are you athletic? What sports?
MOST DEFINITELY NOT.. BUT I GUESS I DO DANCE, WHICH KEEPS ME ATHLETIC. JUST NOT AN ACTUAL SPORT

18. For guys: How big are you? (you know what I mean... lol) Are you cut or uncut?
6.5" UNCUT

20. Are you happy with your size?
IT COULD BE BIGGER, I GUESS. BUT NO COMPLAINTS

21. Do you like, tolerate or get disgusted when you see an attractive person of the opposite sex?
I DON'T GET DISGUSTED IF THEY'RE ATTRACTIVE! HOT GIRLS ARE HOT!

22. What do you want to do with your life?
I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT... SIGH...

23. Do you masturbate? how many times a day?
SOOOO MANY TIMES A DAY!

24. Do you have a "special" toy? (again you all know what I mean... lol)
I DO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! AND HELL YES I LOVE MY DILDO! :P

25. Have you ever broken a bone or had another serious injury or sickness? Explain.
NO BROKEN BONES BUT I HAD ASTHMA WHEN I WAS A KID. I ALSO HAVE SCOLIOSIS AND IT'S STARTING TO GIVE ME SOME LOWER BACK PROBLEMS NOW. :(

26. What do you think is your most attractive feature?
I REALLY HATE THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I CAN NEVER THINK OF SOMETHING THAT I LIKE ABOUT MYSELF. BUT I GUESS I'M ALWAYS PRETTY PROUD OF HOW MY ABS LOOK WHEN I DON'T EVER WORK THEM OUT.

27. What do you think is your least attractive feature?
OH I HATE THIS QUESTION TOO BECAUSE I CAN GO ON AND ON. BUT PROBABLY MY THICK, UN-TANNED THINGS. YUCK!

28. If there is one thing in your life you could change, what would that be?
THE PAY RATE FOR THE JOB I DO NOW. I WANT TO GET PAID THE BIG BUCKS FOR WHAT I DO... BUT I DON'T.

29. Are you in a relationship? explain a little (boy, girl, short term, long term, etc)
NO... I WISH... HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?

30. When was the last time you got some sexual action? (of any type)
LAST WEEK... I NEED SOME AGAIN SOON!

31. Mac or PC?
MAC!! MAC!! MAC!!

32. Iphone, Blackberry, other PDA, or regular cell phone?
iPHONE FOR SURE!! I'LL NEVER GO BACK TO HAVING A REGULAR PHONE NOW

33. Do you have any pets? Which ones?
MY FAMILY HAS A DOG, BUT SHE DOESN'T LIVE WITH ME.

34. For gay and bi guys: Are you a top or bottom?
BOTTOM. :P

35. Whats the one thing in your life you are most proud of?
MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS THAT I'VE MADE. :)

36. Where is the weirdest place you masturbated or had sex?
PUBLIC BATHROOM, I GUESS...

37. Most number of times you came in a day?
5? MAYBE?

38. What are you most afraid of?
BANKRUPTCY

39. Favorite porn star?
HMMM SO MANY! I CAN'T DECIDE!

40. Do you have a blog? What is it?
THIS ONE! :P

Mad Libs #1

Matt over at Debriefing the Boys, which by the way is an AWESOME blog, recently blogged about anonymity in the blogging world and how he has to censor things that may reveal too much about his friends because he feels that it's not his story to tell when it directly involves other people.

So he wrote an entire paragraph using "[______]" for anything that would be too revealing. In the comments of that post, someone decided to play Mad Libs and filled in those blanks at his choosing. I thought it was HILARIOUS and thought it would be a fun game to play here.

Plus, it's another way to blog about my boring life without letting it get too boring on this blog! So I'll write a paragraph about something and put several blanks in there... then you all will comment on the post and fill in the blanks. I may or may not reveal what REALLY should be in the blanks in another post. Ready? Here we go:

Today, I was woken up by [________]. I couldn't get back to sleep so I just decided to [________]. At work, I felt so [________] because I was able to [________] for [________]. Tonight, I came home to find [________] and [________] watching TV. Apparently, [________] had already finished putting the [________] up, which made me really excited. Then I went online to chat with [________]. He was very [________] so he asked if I would [________] for him. I agreed, so I brought my [________] into the bathroom and [________]. =P

Have fun!
EDIT: Feel free to fill in with completely silly and out-of-place answers! That's the fun part of Mad Libs!! The more nonsense the better! HAHA!

Penelope

My favorite sketch on SNL right now are the "Penelope" skits with Kristin Wiig. She's SOOO freakin' hilarious. She's the ultimate one-upper. And the things that come out of her mouth are just AMAZING. Check them out:





"My biological father is George Washington, so... a little more famous, so... he's on the dollar bill... I am too, that's my eye on the pyramid, so..." HAHAHAHA

A Broken Promise

I'm pretty sure I made a promise to blog more often... Well that went to shit now didn't it?

I really want to try and blog more often.. even about things that don't seem like such a big deal. I want to keep this thing up to date. So I just have to get over the fact that my life isn't as amazingly exciting and just write. And maybe I just have to try and make things that really aren't that great just SOUND exciting in my writing. Maybe I just need to start making stuff up... or adding words that will make an impact..

For example, I normally would write:
Today, I went to the market and bought a box of cereal.

But from now on, I will write:
Today, I used my jetpack and flew to the market to buy a box of COCK.

You know.. work in progress.. I'll work on fine-tuning it a bit more.

Guys With iPhones (Part 3), Fleshbot

So Guys With iPhones once again chose my picture to be posted on their site. :) I was really excited to see my picture up there with all the other hotties dressed up for Halloween, like this guy here:

But not only did I get my picture posted on Guys With iPhones, it somehow found its way on Fleshbot. Basically, Fleshbot is a site that rounds up all the hot, gay material out there on the internet. I think my sluttiness definitely has risen to a new level now that I made it onto Fleshbot. HAHA. Thanks to my buddy Barry for discovering the link and sending it to me! :P

Halloween = Success!!

So I didn't actually go anywhere on Halloween day, but I had a party the night before at a friend's house. I'm really glad I went and am really glad that I finished my costume. The final product was AWESOME and it was a big hit at the party. And I got compliments throughout the night on my abs. :P Sooooo proud of myself. LOL.

There's the completed shirt. It's a sleeveless crop top. I ironed on the Space Ranger logo in the middle and the "Lightyear." The buttons on the both sides are made of felt that I just cut up, stacked on top of each other, and glued to the shirt.

Here are the two designs that I painted on my arms... Kinda messed up the "SR" (Space Ranger) logo, but I don't think anyone noticed if they weren't in the light. And then N helped me draw the LASER logo on my right arm since I'm right-handed and didn't trust myself to make good lines using my left hand.

I even made shoes covers so that I was covered head-to-toe in Buzz Lightyear. But I didn't get a picture of it. :( Anyway, here's the final product:

You can't see, but I spray painted my hair purple because Buzz Lightyear wears a purple hood. And the fingerless gloves adds to the slut factor, don't you think? :P Oh, and I'm looking at the picture right now, but can you tell that those are booty shorts? I just bought white booty shorts from American Apparel and then glued the green onto the waistline.

I'm seriously proud that I was able to get it all done. It took quite a bit of time and effort to make all this, but it was fairly cheap and I think it was worth it in the end! I've even uploaded the above photo to Guys With iPhones so keep an eye out for it if they decide to post it on the site.