Monday, November 16, 2009

Mad Libs #1

Matt over at Debriefing the Boys, which by the way is an AWESOME blog, recently blogged about anonymity in the blogging world and how he has to censor things that may reveal too much about his friends because he feels that it's not his story to tell when it directly involves other people.

So he wrote an entire paragraph using "[______]" for anything that would be too revealing. In the comments of that post, someone decided to play Mad Libs and filled in those blanks at his choosing. I thought it was HILARIOUS and thought it would be a fun game to play here.

Plus, it's another way to blog about my boring life without letting it get too boring on this blog! So I'll write a paragraph about something and put several blanks in there... then you all will comment on the post and fill in the blanks. I may or may not reveal what REALLY should be in the blanks in another post. Ready? Here we go:

Today, I was woken up by [________]. I couldn't get back to sleep so I just decided to [________]. At work, I felt so [________] because I was able to [________] for [________]. Tonight, I came home to find [________] and [________] watching TV. Apparently, [________] had already finished putting the [________] up, which made me really excited. Then I went online to chat with [________]. He was very [________] so he asked if I would [________] for him. I agreed, so I brought my [________] into the bathroom and [________]. =P

Have fun!
EDIT: Feel free to fill in with completely silly and out-of-place answers! That's the fun part of Mad Libs!! The more nonsense the better! HAHA!

6 comments:

Ryan said...

shit now i need a freaken blood mary didnt know i had a test! j/k stoppin in 2 say hey!

dannie said...

thats a cool way to make a dull entry seem very interesting. interactive post ftw!

Barry said...

Today, I was woken up by [a swarm of bees]. I couldn't get back to sleep so I just decided to [get up off the park bench and go home]. At work, I felt so [dirty] because I was able to [lapdance] for [the CEO of Disney]. Tonight, I came home to find [my clothes fell off] and [I therefore sat naked] watching TV. Apparently, [Barry] had already finished putting the [nice decorations (which were not Chrismas-related as that would be too early)] up, which made me really excited. Then I went online to chat with [the population of the Internet, while eating a sausage]. He was very [hungry for sausages] so he asked if I would [wave my sausage] for him. I agreed, so I brought my [sausage sauce] into the bathroom and [started spanking myself with it]. I kinda lost the plot here.

Seth said...

I so remember those books when I was a kid!! They were fun.

Dzyan said...

Today, I was woken up by [The hobo that lives under my bed]. I couldn't get back to sleep so I just decided to [make out with him a little]. At work, I felt so [dizzy] because I was able to [watch porn] for [eight hours nonstop]. Tonight, I came home to find [people all over my bed] and [my hobo] watching TV. Apparently, [he] had already finished putting the [orgy] up, which made me really excited. Then I went online to chat with [Doug]. He was very [bored] so he asked if I would [get dirty] for him. I agreed, so I brought my [webcam] into the bathroom and [taught him to unclog a drain, Mmmh!]. =P

torchy! said...

Today, I was woken up by [an enourmous stiffy]. I couldn't get back to sleep so I just decided to [wank myself to oblivion]. At work, I felt so [amazingly lucky] because I was able to [get laid by some sexy boys wearing character costumes] for [three hours solid, in the dark inside space mountain]. Tonight, I came home to find [chip] and [dale, my sexy roommates,] watching TV. Apparently, [these world-renowned porn-bloggers] had already finished putting the [gay porn posts] up, which made me really excited. Then I went online to chat with [torchy!]. He was very [horny, in fact, even more so than usual,] so he asked if I would [cam] for him. I agreed, so I brought my [laptop, dildo, lube and a packet of frozen peas] into the bathroom and [did my stuff. i must have have been good, coz i could hear him moaning from here!]. =P