Why I Can't Deny I'm Gay..

So I went to eat at my favorite sushi restaurant tonight down in Newport Beach, and upon walking out to go back towards my car, I see a dead rat on the sidewalk. Grossed out, but slightly intrigued, I try to take a picture with my iPhone. But it was too dark.

Then my friend notices that there was another dead rat further down in a lit alleyway. So still wanting a picture, I run over to take a quick snapshot. As I got closer to take the shot, the rat wiggles its nose and starts moving! I jumped up and started screaming like a frickin lunatic and ran out of that alleyway. Not my proudest moment..... but a funny one nonetheless. And I didn't even get my picture...