But my friends on the other... wow... some of them were drunk messes. Jeez. I got to ML's house at 11:30 or so. And right when I walk in, I already hear loud screaming and see people running around like crazies. LOL. Our friend Amy kept jumping up and down with her boobs half hanging out yelling my name. "Doug ____! Doug _____!!!" HAHA.
And then one point in the night, Amy took our other friend Neil's phone and so Neil started chasing her around the house. Well, they got to a corner and Neil ran smack into Kelly's face. Kelly got a bruise on the bridge of her nose and was in the bathroom examining it while Neil is still drunk and on the floor, yelling for his phone. Ridiculous! but super funny! LOL.
Other memorable moments:
- Sang the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air song because it was on TV, but all wrong cuz most everyone was drunk
- Saw the Hoveround commercial on TV and decided to crank call it and pretend to order one
- Erected a human pyramid (see figure 1)
- Jeff saw a bottle of White Zinfandel and decided that it was trashy to bring it to a party and poured it down the sink!! (what a bitch!!)
- Compared penis sizes (through a tape measure. lol. didn't really whip it out!)
- Miles gave a masterclass/seminar on how to give a great blowjob. I learned a few new things! hehe.
(Figure 1)So I definitely had a good time! And it was one of my first New Year's parties with my friends. Actually, it might actually be my first. Every other time, I was home alone or with family. So yay!
